Black Orc in Training
"Why is you be fightin Black Orc? Could ya be the one...the one mad enough to fight? To ride? To tame? Do ya think ya got what it takes? The image of a legandary Orc Shaman wif his wood'n mask. Da Shammies red eyes glowin wild and mad like. Beside da Shammy stands da mighty Wyvern of even greater legend!! Ole One Horn. His two normal horns longga den any udda Wyvern, and da one big horn in da middle. His eyes red as blood from a fresh smacked stunty. Da crea'ta wear'n armor like a 'Ummie war steed. Hang'n from da armor are skulls from every race a lad could think of, and sum ya could'na think of. He wuz da biggust Wyvern dat evva walked da landz, and nearly as big, if not bigga dan a dragon.
SPLASH A cold rush of watta runz down my face and I'z com'z too. I den remembba dat it had been a long hard fight wif da stunties affta da train'n camp and it wuz my first real time as a Black Orc I gotz ta stomp em. But da last thingz I'z saw waz a big ball fall'n out of da sky and a big boom followed. Den all my ladz went away and I went wif em.
"GETZ UP YA LAZY GROTZ!!" , booms Yorkzad from da Train camp. " We camez 'ere ta kill stunties, not takez naps. That waz wot wez call da soft'n up stage. Now ya lotz, get ready to give em a wot fer. You der" ,he poin'z at me, " Take yer sorry hide to Skarzag at da main camp. He be need'n sum Black Orcz fer sum'fin big, and get yer green hide mov'n!!"
I movz as fast as I canz go, grab'n anudda axe and shield on da way. I still wonder'n wot I saw and wot it meanz. Most ladz say a vizshun of da crazy Shammy and da Wyvern is just before you see Mork and Gork. I'z feel more like I just wanna find 'im sum'ow. Only fing is, no'un no'z how. Itz a legend told by da ladz. And any dat sayz dey seenz it, diez soon or go crazy too. And now I gotz dis urge of kill'n too. Not dat itz a bad thing, as datz what we ladz do, but itz an urge i nevva had before.
On da way I could t'ink i seez dat Shammy. Hez kinda fuzzy like, and jump'n around like a gobbo dat we put on a fire for fun. But he der. And he ev'n talks to me. Sez if'n i wonna get my hanz on dat Wyvern I gotta ler'n to kill hardda and meanna. Sez I also have ta ler'n ta make fren'd like wif do'z Chaos 'an Dark Pointy Earz.
I tink about dis wot fer a secun and a big smile comz across my teef. Dis soun'z like my kinna kill'n. I den wonda how it is I will find da crazy Shammy Orc if I do become wot he be look'n fer. Da vizshun laffz 'un laffz den sez it haz many an few wayz ta tell da right lad how ta get where da gett'n is. Dis getz me mad and I takez a swing wif me new axe. I den heraz a loud scream. I turnzaround and seez a stunty lay'n in da bush asid'z me cut almost in half and slumped ovva. I did'na seez da stunty wait'n ta jump me. I letz out a loud "WAAAAGH!!!" and continue on, not even notic'n the other two stubties that had mov'd deepa into da bush away. Da Vizshun goz away but da urge ta kill does not.
"Yuz wot da only lot I waz sent out 'ere fer stunty smahu'n ?!?!", Skarzag yells as he jumps from his mighty Wyvern.
"Kron Dakka report'n in", I sez.
Skarzag takez hiz big axe an bopz me wot gud on da back of da 'ed, knock'n me to da ground. Hiz Wyvern den stopmz o'er to me an stares. Skarzag juz stan'z o'er me hold'n dat big axe of hiz. I starez up at da Wyvern and glarez at 'im, an fer sum re'zun I aint 'fraid, not at all. Skarzag I see is shock'd, but i betz all me teef he woul'n tell any'un.
"Get up you lot!! What kind a Black Orc do ya 'finkz ya is? Star'n me down an look'n all mad? Get your hide o'er to da quarry an wait fer da odda ladz ta get some more rockz fer da Lobbaz!!
"How many rockz ya needz fer dem Lobbaz?", I sez as I standz back up.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha. Wot, you 'fink yuz cun get da rockz while der be ten ta twelve stunties down der byz yer self?"
I glarez atz 'im wif a glare dat wud 'av kill'd da stunty king. "I'z will killz dem stunties, I'z will get dem rockz an I'z will be back fer more kill'n in just a bit!"
I den tink I 'nowz why I didna die on dat first fight. Kron Dakka waz not ready ta die. Da crazy Orc Shammy and dat Legendary Wyvern are out der, and I 'av ta find dem. Der is kill'n ta be done, der is new placez fer dis lad to find an locatez. New alliez I needz ta find ta help me find dis crazy ole Shammy if I am ta do so.
"In da mean time, I seez me some stunties in need of killin, dis is war. Live free, WAAGH well, kill fast, die even hardda. WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!"
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